Mr Money

Teacher: Good morning class.

Students: Good morning sir.

Teacher: How was your night?

First student: Very terrific.

Second student: Terrible:

Teacher: How terrible was it?

Second Student: Fantastically terrible.

Teacher: Why?

Second student: No money. Everybody slept hungry.

Teacher: That brings us to today’s topic. Money!

Teacher: What’s money?

First student: Money simply means Elefeme, or Efeleme.

Second student: Money is a piece of paper called Lemefele.

Third student: It’s a huge number of designed papers under the country of Melefele.

Teacher: You are partially correct. Money is a legal tender, generally acceptable to people of a country both mad and normal, under the control of NCB, headed by Felemefe.