A lecturer asks a class of 20 students this question:
Lecturer: What is the name of Nigeria’s Central Bank Governor?
Student A: “I know him. He’s Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.”
Lecturer: “Wrong answer.”
Student B: “His name is Chukwuma Soludo.”
Lecturer: “You are wrong.”
Student C: “Okonjo Iweala.”
Lecturer: “Sit down my friend!”
Student D: “I know him sir. He’s the man that redesigns naira and starves us with money. We’re submitting our N200, N500 and N1000 in the bank. He makes us cashless, but bandits ‘cashful.’